天下制覇

  

“You have feeeeeeelings too!?”

Impressions:

Utterly banal, completely uneventful, hideous episode that spent the entire time introducing (well, re-introducing one) two characters who did absolutely nothing but sulk like petulant children throwing temper tantrums. Both are even being jammed into the same goddamned rival role too, one for now, one in the doggie bag for later. And once again, our protagonist shares a tender moment where he learns the true meaning of friendship after a moment’s conflict and then droning minutes of exposition, the best way to emotionally develop a plot and characters. And because apparently he has to do this every goddamned episode to keep the doujinishi authors in print.

It’s not even the boy on boy undertones delivered with the subtlety of a jackhammer; it’s that all the characters are fig-witted imbeciles with the social abilities of a hyena and the maturity of a sack of corn. Oh, and that the only place the plot went in the entire goddamned twenty minutes was have them attend a routine day of class where nothing happened. Ex-goddamned-citing times.

   

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