天下制覇

  

Japan, your understanding of female anatomy is horrifying.

Impressions:

Oh good, an episode that gives Maria an actual reason to be angsty instead of someone shouting some nonsensical argument at her. Being poisoned, violently beaten, and raped. By a cyborg. I think my favorite nonsensical moment of the episode was probably Curly just up and taking over Maria’s job of dicking around with the armies along with openly fighting the angels. I guess taking on Michael isn’t such a big deal after all. Not that they actually showed any of that. Priesty orgasming from having the life lesson copied from The Incredibles explained to him takes a close second.

Of course, a key plot point of the episode was that she was only a little raped and is technically still a virgin, but apparently the rules of heavenly virginity are slightly different than Earth virginity so her magic’s in abeyance until the lawyers sort it out, aka “Our writers have stopped trying, but we can’t do anything that might necessitate changing the title.” Once again, half a step forward, straight onto a hoe which smacked itself in the face. The lengths they go to prove this are baffling too, especially considering that they then proceed to do absolutely nothing with the knowledge. I mean, you already paid one guy to rape her, but paying another to finish the job, or simply outright execute her post haste… that’s a bridge too far, sir.

Next Episode:

Cows!