Cross Ange #04 — Merrie Melodies

October 25th, 2014

  

Ahhhh, back to the comedy.

Impressions:

I chuckled to myself when the episode started with the bitchy girls hazing Nu-Ange for being the instant badass of the group and knocking them out of the way to kill dragons and thought “What is this, a corny highschool?” But that was only a prelude of what was to come because the entire first half was basically an episode of Looney Tunes. They kept coming up with wacky childish pranks to totally put her in her place which always exploded in their faces. Eventually, Red escalated things (including putting a tack on her seat…), which ended up with Ange crash landed and naked and tied up in a strange man’s bed. It remains to be seen whether penile exposure was just a fortunate happenstance or a part of their comical master plan.

It was kind of a dull episode besides all the wacky antics though. Ange herself was kind of like the appendix of the episode; present, but not really serving much of a purpose except that she’s changed from Noisy Bitch to Impassive Bitch. You’d think that either people sticking up for her or her recklessly screwing up their formations and tackling people out of the way would be more cause for… something besides pie throwing shenanigans, but I guess you can’t argue with off-screen results!

Next Episode:

Maybe a little penis is exactly what she needed.

Posted in Cross Ange | 10 Comments »

10 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Kitsu says:

    If you call this comedy if mean you are sociopatch or just a jerk
    You are literally worse than DAN VS

    • anon says:

      you forgot to use the new popular buzzword, misogyny

    • Aroduc says:

      Are you sure about that?

      Because they were were doing spit takes and making diarrhea jokes.

    • JCA says:

      Dan vs was brilliant, more people should aspire to be like Dan.

    • Kadi says:

      You can blame aroduc for calling the end of the first episode silly and laughing over it. And even then, I don’t think he called it funny or comedy. I certainly didn’t laugh, but in the end, it comes down to perception. Blame Sunrise for not handling the scene better. Better possibly meaning making it horrible in a way nobody laughs anymore.

      This episode? Perfectly fine comedy. Kinda pointless, but not too slow-paced or repetitive. I loved the water bottle thing. The plot moved on on the side, too. Jumped on. Whatever. Now, on to Ange being saved by worshipping the… absence of man meat between brown’s legs?! … *dropped?*

  • jingoi says:

    oh great, jesus yamato is here.

  • Ronin8317 says:

    Just when you think princess has hit rock bottom, it gets worse!! Like Valvrave, the enjoyment of the show comes from the watching the plot bounce everywhere.

  • arknoir says:

    Or-ange is the new black.

  • Anonymous says:

    “wacky childish pranks”
    Well, they are children.