No Game, No Life #04 — Quick! Do Nothing!
April 30th, 2014
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What an exciting episode.
Impressions:
Extraordinarily uneventful episode. Hell, it took them a quarter of the episode just to finish the chess match that they had already declared won from last week. Not that they actually did anything else during it. Not even another moronic rousing speech. It just took six minutes and an unrelated flashback for the victory from their greatness to kick in. The rest of the episode was spent on how they’re awesome at everything, from speechs (again), to running a kingdom, to Old Maid. Even the heavens bless them with the chess piece of glowing nonsense and even more exposition to follow. Ye lords, they even skipped the ED to fit in more sitting around exposition from on high. Bloody brevity, guys. Let’s have some.Â
The only notable/terrifying part were the plant people, who apparently go around in nothing but leaf skirts and a rope thong. And no, we are not talking about females here. I’d hate to be the rope washer.Â
Next Episode:
Bark like a dog.
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Good god, the plant people. I think I need to wash my eyes now.