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Seriously, what the hell?

Impressions:

After beginning with a goddamned five minutes of pseudo rock-paper-scissors that was insultingly stupid, I was all geared up to rant about that. Hell, I’m 95% certain that it was originally written as just regular RPS, but someone said that wasn’t enough to carry five goddamned minutes of exposition about it, so they had to screw with the rules slightly in order to explain them too. But that’s not even the notable thing about the episode because after that, the director and writer were apparently feeling so absolutely utterly bored of the tripe that they decided to make it a ‘wacky’ comedy instead. So it shifted gears with an audible grind and Tits began screaming her goddamned head off, because that is what’s funny, right?

There’s not much left after that besides the screaming. They take a bath, dress in fancy clothes, do a whole lot of screaming, and with about four minutes left, settle in for more goddamned exposition. Enough with the goddamned infodumping already. You taught us how to play a slight variation on RPS this week. You’ve done enough. I don’t even know how to feel about the attempted turn of tone except to say that it’s jarring as all hell after the first episode had them sitting in a dark room talking about how lame the world is without a trace of irony. And now they’re throwing pies decade old memes. 

Next Episode:

Frilly dresses.