天下制覇

 

This was an unpleasant way to start my morning.

Impressions:

This show is an impressive step forward in not trying whatsoever. Right up until the OP kicks in, I don’t think I could have told you what genre it was trying to be. There were no jokes, the characters are all about as interesting as soggy tissue paper, there’s no drama, nothing I could call introductions to characters since ‘character’ is something none of them have, nothing happening, nothing. It’s just like eight minutes of completely blank space.

And then the OP plays and it turns into not even thinly veiled pornography. I joked about the ghost grinding on her and the chastity thong in the promos, but apparently I was underestimating things, and that’s with all the censorship. The grinding is a part of a session that includes licking her all over, gasping and moaning, a thinly veiled orgasm that fills the thong with liquid, and just straight up masturbating at one point. And is followed by a session on the toilet with more gasping, blushing, squirming the thighs, and fingering the chastity thong up and down until release. 

The extra trashy pseudo-sex is all there is. It’s not even bothering to pretend otherwise in any way, and even if that’s all you want, it takes a boring as hell eight minutes to even get to that lofty goal. Go watch some porn instead.

Next Episode:

 

School.