天下制覇

I swear I’ve seen the first half of this episode before.

Impressions:

I have literally no idea where it came from. It just suddenly… existed. Frankly, I don’t think that it’s worth the effort to learn. It’s also practically indistinguishable from the current season since bloody nothing is going on. I guess that’s more forgivable for a bonus episode, and with two distinct halves, it’s much better at hiding that it’s pointless too. Maybe the current season could learn from that and at least try to hide all its padding.

Unfortunately, the first half is yet more pool antics, the same as one of the previous two bonus episodes from the first season. In fact, I had to go back and check to be sure that I haven’t actually already seen this episode. The telling difference was that a couple characters were wearing different swimsuits. In any case, Ayumu just blunders from one character to the next, stripping them, groping them, oiling them, etc. Same as before. I think… The end of his quest being to play with Haruna, who has somehow gained breast implants, and if the numbering of the episode is correct, proceeded to lose them again before the current season began.

Instead of moving from pool to idol stuff as before, the second half is doing random stuff for Eu’s birthday, aside from one distraction into Haruna’s hall of challenges. I do not buy that Maelstrom is an E cup either, but at least they’re acknowledging that most of the females in this show are unnaturally and disturbingly stacked. I think that would put Sera at around a J. And of course, things end up jammed into Ayumu’s ass again. Multiple times even. Some of which remain there. Once upon a time, it was funny. Now I just feel bad for him… Trapped in this show that has literally begun to move backwards.