天下制覇

Ignorance was bliss! Ignorance was bliss!

Impressions:

My original intent was to just flip through it to affirm that it is indeed still Queen’s Blade, make fun of the horrible OP, and then just call it a night. What I found instead was… well… let’s start with the least bizarre thing. It begins with people basically street fighting, but being Queen’s Blade, it’s just busty women using giant weapons that conveniently only damage clothing. The challenger has the advantage, but then a tiny octopus jumps on her arm, somehow making her fall backwards from about 20 feet in the air. Lotte hears the scream, runs towards it… straight off a cliff. That’s the HIGH point of the episode where everything begins going downhill.

After that, the octopus gets into Lotte’s panties and begins, you know… rummaging around. At the same time, the girl outside begins masturbating to the thought of her missing ladyfriends. Again, outside. In the street. While an octopus is rooting through the main character’s panties not 15 feet away. Then a bunch of nuns go through their crotch stretches and gynecological examinations because apparently that’s what happens in churchs. After this, as Lotte’s about to be suprised-sexed up by the octopus again, radiantly shining holy nun panties are revealed to her. Armaments of God indeed. She fights and defeats the nun of the radioactive panties except at the coup de grace, the octopus jumps on her and begins… you know… rummaging around again. In front of everybody. It brings her to magical lightning orgasm then collapses, spent. Or dead. Whichever.

I think that will be quite enough of that. Thank you, and goodnight, Queen’s Blade. May your staff one day find respite from the torture you are no doubt inflicting upon them.

Preview:

Yet more tentacles.