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How do you not get noticed wearing stockings and a garter belt like that?

Impressions:

It really speaks to how invested I am in this show that when an episode begins with a main character introducing themselves voicing over a recap, I’m not entirely certain if it’s the one with the long hair and big breasts, or the short hair and big breasts. I can remember Takeru and Himegami after the two had an episode all to themselves, but that’s about it. The rest are a blur until someone actually directly addresses them. I mainly bring this up because I have absolutely no idea whatsoever who the short-haired lesbian that this episode was mostly based around is. None whatsoever.

*ahem* Yada yada yada, The Pants Destroyer claims more skirts yada yada paired up with angry lesbian yada yada girl with yoyo yada yada claims another skirt. Same old, same old for Maken-ki. This week didn’t really have anything particularly moronic to point out, probably making it an easy with for Mashiro. There was the room full of ‘Gainax’ figures I guess, not to mention Takeru throwing his phone and the sudden traumatic sandwich flashback out of absolutely nowhere, but I expect a higher (lower?) class of stupidity here. Wow me with being bad, don’t bore me with melodramatic sandwich accidents that turned you into a lesbian. If only she had a proper lunchbox, then she could be magnetically attracted to Takeru’s penis like the rest of the cast. Tragic. Or fortunate. Jury’s still out.

Preview:

More flashbacks and that other main character whose name I can’t remember.