天下制覇

Is anybody in this school not picking panties out of their buttcracks?

I’ve given up on anything actually being good on Tuesdays and am now just hoping for something amusing to write about. We’ll see how this works out. Probably not well.

Impressions:

And in this exciting adventure of Harry Potter and the Panties of Zipang, Harry and Ron go spy on the girls changing for basically the probably a quarter of the episode until the sorting hat box flips out and the teachers feel the need to spew out the show’s technobabble in one long annoying stream. It was surprisingly one of the better infodumps of this season so far not to mention one of the shortest, but it was still an idiot lecture and those are seriously getting on my nerves lately just from the sheer press of them. The stills of generic sports… but with something glowing to demonstrate that people were using magic powers were amusing in the terrible way too.

What was really impressive about this episode was how it went a long way to explaining why nearly every female in the show is insufferable. It can be hard to see a lot of the time because of the light glare all over the place, but almost every single pair of panties appeared to be physically being sucked into their butts. I imagine that I would be ill-tempered if I had a permanent wedgie too. It must be made out of the same skintight shirts that they wear. Either that, or their butts are so dense that they slowly engulf anything that gets put near them. Frankly, I could see either theory panning out.

Preview:

The show pretends like it can do action again.