Maken-ki #01 — Beams of Light

October 4th, 2011

 

I miss creative censorship.

Impressions:

And in this iteration of the Sekirei/Freezing/Demon King formula, we have… pretty much the exact same formula as always. I think Incompetent Male Lead With A Magnetic Attraction to Women’s Underwear is slightly more magnetic than usual. The sparkly magic kisses were already done to death by Sekirei too, so that just leaves the magical pets, which is never a selling point. It really doesn’t bring much more to the formula besides those two things. Well, I guess it does have a rather large proliferation of convenient light beams blocking out… whatever those mysterious pieces of cloth between women’s thighs could be. It’s a mystery. Or there’s always the theory that their vaginas are just emitting beacon lights to try to attract a mate like some kind of jungle tree frog. Frankly, I think both theories are equally likely.

Unlike Majikoi and Horizon, this certainly doesn’t bring any significantly interesting action to introduce its main cast. They do make a slight effort at it, but the animation’s jerky and it’s mostly just shoddy cycled animations anyway. Animation otherwise is fairly bland to average over all. This doesn’t come even close to any of the Saturday action shows at all. The direction is your usual affair for these shows, with the camera mostly just below the skirt line, so… not really breaking any ground there either aside from all the glow. It doesn’t do a terrible job at the mass introductions (still grinding that axe!), but everything is centered on Takeru and he is already in a strong lead for the most infuriating sack of crap for the season. While I’m piling things on, the music’s pretty terrible too.

Even for this particular breed of show, this episode was pretty terrible. Maybe like Devil King, it’ll get better in successive episodes once Takeru becomes slightly less of a sack of crap, and I’d hate to think that after being relatively strong production-wise lately, AIC was going to phone in multiple shows this season, but maybe they’ve just given ASTA all their talent. Then again, Tuesdays are awful this season too. Maybe I just need Chihayaful and Mashiro to recalibrate my standards for me. On to those!

Preview:

Butts and glowing butts.

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20 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • m says:

    Creative censorship is almost as good as no censoring and always worth a laugh. But its a dying art. Damn these lazy censors!!!

    When will they just skip it all and go with the black box?

  • jingoi says:

    I vote for the censorship of the male lead’s entire body.

    • Jack says:

      Yes, this. 100x. Just white beam the entire male lead for 12 episodes and I’ll buy the DVDs.

  • TEd says:

    Another horrible show to add to this season all Tuesday shows have been horrible man anime has been terrible for the past couple years now and this show is nothing but pure trash . i mean why do ppl this massive cow tits are attractive there fuckin gross and the art blows to this show is just pure dog shit

  • Zeb says:

    I vote for a motion to replace half the cast with the ‘hurrrr’ tape recorders. Again. It can only make this better.

  • Chen says:

    Bewbies!

    I’m sorry, what did you say?

  • Anonymous says:

    censorship is ruining anime

  • Anonymous says:

    At least anime like Queen’s Blade and Koihime Musou had the decency to either exclude or not include a/the cockblocking male lead.

  • Lollerman says:

    I’ll be honest with you Arudoc. I’ve read the manga, and while the plot is semi enjoyable, it’s really nothing you haven’t seen a gazillion times before. And it’s not going to get much better than this.

    Should be a fun twelve episodes!

    • Aroduc says:

      I’ve seen most of the stuff this season a billion times before. The overall plot rarely interests me anyway because most shows/media in general rarely do anyting all that new or different with it. Execution, direction, presentation, and storytelling are far more interesting than the wafer-thin plots.

      • amyable says:

        Do you know of an anime based on a crappy manga that actually turned out to be good? Kampfer doesn’t count, because it was good in a so-terrible-it’s-hilarious way.

        • Aroduc says:

          Pani Poni Dash. Want more?

        • amyable says:

          Sure! If you want more of a challenge, exclude 4-koma manga–they’re easier to de-crappify, in a sense, because the storylines have to be rewritten anyway. It’s easier to resist the temptation to do a line-for-line adaptation if the scenarios aren’t already conveniently packaged into episode-length chunks.

          Basically, I’m wondering if there’s an instance where there were established (but crappy) storylines/characters and the anime people somehow managed to polish a turd into something palatable.

        • Aroduc says:

          Hmph. Pre-empted me of that particular wellspring of crappy sources made into good shows.
          Besides that, since I’m not a big manga reader, most of what comes to mind are shows that had sources not received all that well with adaptations that VASTLY exceeded them, but as to where the levels for bad and good go with that… That’s up to argument. There’s also a general level that manga needs to be at to get enough attention for an adaptation too, so the really abysmal stuff just dies and gets forgotten.
          But anyway, in the poor to mediocre source category with adaptations vastly exceeding the original, I’d put all of Moon Phase, Ga-rei, SetoHana, Utena, Angelic Layer, Elfen Lied, Dokuro, Zetsubou Sensei, Kannazuki, Chobits, Excel Saga, Full Moon, Gunslinger Girl, H&C, Lupin, Rayearth, Golden Boy, Punie, Mushishi, Ouran, Rec, Rozen Maiden, and Keroro there at varying levels. Not that I like all of those personally either, and I’m sure there are plenty more. Particularly if you expand beyond manga.

        • Anon says:

          I am sorry but I have to take a bit of a offense to Chobits, the anime added padding despite being very faithful the manga with a few exceptions, notable the ending when they got it in reverse and I think the Manga made more sense as it makes the National Database actions making far more sense compared with the Anime but still for most part, its just like the manga.

  • TT says:

    OMG the male lead looks like a idiot.

    • Yue says:

      Why don’t they cast GATSU or CHAR AZNABLE as chick-magnets? Even SR-mecha guys have better masculinity. This is baffling.

  • The Phantom says:

    I refuse to watch this shit unless the male lead is replaced by a mute shadow. It would be lame to watch those cliche girls doing a monologe, but hell anything is better than watching that retard.

  • Wilfriback says:

    Is that Kanu from Koihime Musou?

  • Mr. Faptastic says:

    I’ll give it a chance. I do need my weekly dose of mindless ecchi anime. :)