天下制覇

It’s not the astral journey into space with a body made of lasers that makes me laugh. That’s actually somehow quite mundane. Normally the lasers would be shooting off them like she was a planetarium projector. Just set that to Kenny Loggins and save yourself a trip to museum. No, it’s not that. It’s the sidekick, furiously pawing at the air, trying to grab invisible boob energy floating off of Chesty. Now that’s what more like it. Apparently there’s a real twist too. The final boss… is a man. How do you defeat an opponent… whose breasts you cannot steal!?