天下制覇

Sigh… Saturdays.

Impressions:

So, let me get this straight. The super secret organization that has spent decades being super secret… so much so that relatively few people know anything about them and Bunny has to desperately claw for every scrap of information… This organization has suddenly decided to openly invade the city with their army of robots with stuffed animals in the pilot seats, then rain business cards onto the city while flying in on a blimp, declaring their supremacy. Why not just go the last five yards and make it a giant flying helmet rising out of a swamp? Meanwhile, the previous main villain is peeping out of his blinds like a cranky old woman eyeing the children on her lawn. Great.

Elsewhere in this particular disaster of bad writing, we learn that the guy Bunny is after has actually been sitting in prison for years and years… possibly decades. Bunny just randomly finds him from… I don’t even know what… a lucky Google search… after a decade of looking. He’s already been caught and convicted of being a serial killer by the Captain Fatso, the old hero who was already ancient when Tiger was a kid. I’d make more of the chronologic issues here, but Bunny apparently has the power to warp space and time because after spending an entire episode driving away from the bridge where Tiger was fighting, it took him approximately fifteen seconds to suit up and get there. Not like it mattered really because Tiger’s plot armor was up to moronically high levels this week given the amount of time they spent showing him sitting motionless when the mechs emptied miniguns in his general direction without hitting him. He’s wearing armor, you know. At least ding one off his forehead instead of having him emerge from a platoon’s worth of firepower untouched.

It’s like Sunrise and Seven Arcs are having a competition over who can produce the most nonsensical show, and amazingly, the show about wet naked doggirls being dressed by their swords is losing. Mindboggling.

Preview:

They’re terrorizing your city from a blimp. A blimp.