天下制覇

Poor sex doll.

Impressions:

Not bad, but it ended pretty weakly with that computer and text bit (which was still somehow more animated than Steins;Gate’s text splurges) and rehashed some of the dumber jokes, like Natsu’s AKF. I never thought that I would be feeling sorry for a sex doll though. The things that they’ve done to poor Momoko… This episode, she got disemboweled in front of Hayao and turned into a man. She’s completely innocent too. Poor thing. The only thing she’s had inside her are claws.

Anyway, part one was nurse Macaron teaching Hayao that girls dream of being confessed to by handsome men, not ordinary guys like him, hence his failure. Part 2 was getting up the courage to talk to her again and ask her for her e-mail address, which he accidentally did when her AKF drove her into the men’s bathroom where he was rehearsing in a stall. Part 3 was education on to some of the physical mechanics of sex, including places to kiss, positions, and to not leave hickeys. Lastly, Hayao asked Natsu out to a movie due to the gods badgering him through a computer.