GOSICK #12 — Kazuya’s Riddle Corner

April 8th, 2011

…I don’t even know what to say. The show has been reduced to doing brain teasers. Terrible brain teasers. The rest of the episode was picnics and Kazuya having flashbacks to Japan. Because Kazuya is such an interesting and engaging character and what’s really entrancing about this show are the picnics. That’s it. I’m tapping out for good. The show had its moments… 10 episodes ago… but this godawful writing and horrible horrible Kazuya are not worth the slim hope that it might do something non-awful again.

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…Why Does Cyclops Need Laser Guns?

April 8th, 2011

Apparently the answer is because in this version, his optic beams have been replaced by optic death rays that obliterate everything in front of him. But only his enemies. There’s no collateral damage at all. The second episode did little to change my opinion of the show. The CG car/motorcycle chase was painfully generic, although it was quite amusing when they outright forgot to animate characters talking. The other ‘fight’ this week against an over-mutated… thingy… was little more than stills of Cyclops looking tormented about shooting it while it crushed Storm. I swear. Cyclops’s power may as well be melodrama. The rest of it was the usual Madhouse-Marvel bleh of people standing around motionlessly talking to each other with especially hammy voice acting on top of it, not to mention the other things that make this show completely impossible to take seriously.

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Abnormal Physiology Seminar #01 — Queen of the Flies

April 8th, 2011

 

No maggots in sex. Ever.

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You’ve Been Summoned, Azazel #01 — Eating Strange Things

April 8th, 2011

 

Yawn.

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.hack//Quantum #03 — Angsty Cat

April 8th, 2011

 

The least memetic cat on the internet.

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Dream Eater Merry #13 — Air Trombone

April 7th, 2011

 

Even in the end, the music in this show sucks.

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Maria†Holic Alive #01 — “Looking Over Your Shoulder”: The Show

April 7th, 2011

 

I’m tired of that pose now. Can we stop using it?

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Softenni #01 — Moo?

April 7th, 2011

 

I wasn’t aware Japan had so many cows.

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Dororon Enma-kun Meeramera #01 — The Wrath of Renkonman

April 7th, 2011

 

Bellbottoms shouldn’t look that good.

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Kämpfer für die Liebe #01 — Sex Change Attack!

April 7th, 2011

 

…But it’s ineffective against aggressive bisexuals and enclosed spaces.

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