GOSICK #02 — Lord of the Flies
January 14th, 2011
Kazuya is so Piggy… without the brain.
Impressions:
What’s with today and ghost ships? This episode also went in a particularly bizarre direction, the ship being some kind of Lord of the Flies trap modeled after a previous Lord of the Flies setup that killed a bunch of kids for reasons unknown. Probably because rich people need amusement. I ‘eagerly’ await the ‘surprise’ ending that one of the surviving kids is behind it. We also haven’t made it past mystery 101 here with ‘switched’ rooms because somebody opened the wrong door. Somebody that also has a weak spot for people nice to kids. What a coinkydink. Frankly, I think the bigger mystery is how little blood that guy had in his head. I’m not even certain why. They showed someone’s eye blown out last week, but now we have the bloodless headwound? Okay, Bones.
Kazuya is getting only more annoying too. He shifted to full-on misogynist mode inbetween his bouts of rampant stupidity. The lights go out, and the first thing he does is assume that the girl sitting next to him has vanished so begins screaming his bloody head off. I don’t even want to know what the brass knuckles in the preview for next week are all about. He probably needs an extra edge to fight a half-dead rat. He was slightly outstupided by the old men though. They all jumped into the lifeboat in the middle of a storm, forgetting to unhook it, resulting in them all being instantly drowned in a single wave. I’m not sure anybody would load life preservers onto a doom-ship anyway, but Team Scooby didn’t even try to save them. Of course, even that was outdone by the one surviving old guy breaking down in despair from finding the path ahead covered in knee high water. Knee high water. They had to get wet for literally 60 seconds of screen time. Just long enough for Kazuya to see how weak and helpless Victorique would really be without him there to take care of her. Bleh.
I guess I’ll give it one more episode to wrap up this ‘mystery.’ I can’t say that I’m impressed by any part of it really. The mystery side is a joke and even at his best, Kazuya is still extremely annoying. The only thing it really has going for it is Victorique, and the one or two moments of cuteness a week is nowhere near enough to deal with the rest.
Preview:
Brass knuckles and drill hair.
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I wonder if Kazuya is Simon… Although what happened to Simon was just sad, so maybe not. On that note, would Detective Hair be Samneric, or would they be new characters?