天下制覇

Quick! Someone plug that vagina!

Ya heard me.

Impressions:

From the brand new Studio Gokumi comes another in the seemingly endless list of shows built around the singular concept of "look how much we know about the industry" while actually being absolutely nothing like it, unless you believe that the voice acting studio for porn games is half a step above an orgy. The most amusing thing to me about the whole thing was the censorship. Don’t let the caps deceive you. They were carefully selected to keep this ostensibly a PG-17 blog. This was slightly more pornographic than Yosuga thanks to Kanna’s imagination continuously running wild and the fact that she goes into heat from having anything stuck into her mouth, her own fingers included. I also would like to know what that vacuum blast emitting from her crotch at the end was. I think that’s the kind of thing you want to have checked by a doctor.

There’s nothing ambitious at all about the production here. It’s not bad, but it’s certainly not impressive either. It rarely looked cheap, but that’s a far cry from looking good. The ‘plot’ as it were is very cookie cutter and lame as well. Kanna spent the first half trying to get used to saying things like "pussy" and "penis" (I cannot imagine how traumatized the Japanese are by sex ed), and the second half was about 75% her trying to imagine having sex and fellating hands. I think that all the sex imagination is probably meant to be the selling point of the show, because it sure ain’t the comedy. I’ll admit that I had fun laughing at all the censorship and mentally mocking all the weird crap they were trying to sell about the industry, but about the only decent joke that wasn’t "Kanna turns into a slut in front of people" was her suddenly having the sudden urge to stick a cellphone down her pants. Maybe that’s where she caught the vacuum crotch from.

Anyway, it was more porn than watchable, so I doubt I’ll check out the next one in the series, but at least it was more stomachable and better made than the Abnormal Psych OVA from a couple months back. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, but it didn’t really inspire any particular hatred in me either. It’s certainly not good, but Japan’s been producing a whole lot more that’s worse as of late. At least this is consistent in its presentation… even if said presentation is at least 10% finger fellating.