天下制覇

I… what?

Impressions:

You know, after all the other things SZS has done, them complaining about rain seems rather mundane. Actually, it’s easier to just say it’s that than to explain that the riff was on TPO, which is a corruption of ‘Time, Place, Occasion,’ meaning the behaviors you modify depending on the situation. Maybe if you run each word through Babelfish into Japanese and back to English, you get that. In SZS, that equates to pinching Kaere’s nipples. And that’s all I want to say about part 1.

Part 2 was Itoshiki laying down the hatred on relaxation and things you’re supposed to be happy about, but was mostly an excuse to make as many bad puns as possible, as well as show all the girls in bikinis. The chanting in the background to simulate waves started making my brain itch as we got past the sixth or seventh minute of it. I wasn’t really a big fan of part 3, which was mostly about taking excessive care of things. That’s okay though, because it was pretty short. They really didn’t make any jokes about the crazy collectors or excessively protective policies that I haven’t seen before. It did make me think of the most recent episode of Better Off Ted ("First we have to test it on a bat, then a cat, then a hat… but I think that last one’s a typo.") so at least it had that going for it if nothing else.

ZSZS OP v1.1