天下制覇

Beefcakes, genderswapping, and facesucking… oh my!

Impressions:

Ah, burly burly men and Takuto as a busty girl. Makes me long for the good old days of Inukami. I have to admit that I don’t think this episode was as much fun as most of the Inukami beefcake hijinks though. They just spent entirely too long through the first half building up the ‘mystery,’ for a relatively predictible punchline. The angel was pretty cavalier with his affection though, sucking off the faces of men,woman, werewolves, and even the random giant robot. I do have to feel a little sorry for Metallis, even though they never showed him being assaulted. He’s such a pathetic joke now. Not that he was ever cool… but… you know… It’s a rough life being a gay robot.

The highlight was easily Stein’s showdown with Captain Muscle. I’m not even certain that I recognized even half of the facial distortions used throughout that scene as the two faced off. Of course… then his first attack was a wolf claw right to the nipple, so you can only feel so sorry for him getting his face sucked off afterwards. It does also bear saying that the Mr Beefy wasn’t really kissing them so much as sticking their entire heads in his mouth. I’m sure there was tongue. Only Sync, Miyabi, and Eitaro got the full body treatment though. Somehow harem master Takuto and his group remained free. Lord Naked also didn’t violate Eneus, thankfully. I don’t think that would have ended well for anybody. Don’t piss off the dog-maids. Words of wisdom to live by.

Also, Takuto may now be the hottest woman in the show.