天下制覇

Ha HA! …testicles.

Impressions:

They may as well have just played AC/DC’s Big Balls instead of voicing this episode. Totally nonsensical Slayers filler, complete with incompetent animal antagonists and a nonsensical magical contest that Pocotta and Lina get drawn into on opposite sides. I’ll admit, it was probably better than the Slayers Next episode of "Magical Tennis for the Claire Bible," but only because I was giggling trying to think of all the testicle jokes that I could make about this episode. In the end though… I don’t think I want to make any of them. I’d rather just purge this from my memory and move on.

There were a few times when I was amused, but honestly, you wouldn’t be missing anything at all if you just passed this one by and pretended like it never existed. They visit a ball obsessed town, eat a few balls of unidentified meat, roll a few balls, and then after working together to make a giant ball pyramid, Amelia jumps on it and knocks it over. QED. The ‘evil’ animals are more inept than evil, as usual. At least they’re not quite as inept as that jackal or cat person from… Next or Try… I forget… that kept blowing himself up. Then again, I’m not going to say that stepping up from Wil-e Coyote is much of an improvement here. At least there are pirates or some crap next episode. Or a ship at any rate.

Preview:

Back to the high seas.