Assassin’s Sleepover #06 — Sewer Orgy Room

November 14th, 2019

 

Wait. There's a big ol' harem room just plopped in the middle of the sewers?

Watching anime in an airport like a hobo, making a lie of even my claim that today will be delayed. Truly living life. Also, Azur Lane is off this week and just has a recap episode. Because so much has happened? Has it? I genuinely don't even know.

Impressions:

Apparently we've reached the unabashed filler portion of the season. They all get together for a sleepover, tell a scary story, and get briefly chased through a sewer until it's shockingly revealed to just be the nitwit(s) messing with them, so they have a for-real sleepover. I'm not even really sure what they were going for, especially when the wacky music kicked in and for reasons I really don't understand, all of them turned into sexual predators for approximately five seconds, even the supposedly quiet one. Then it briefly tried its hand at slapstick, but the music was already in mid-boss battle, which never came, until the very anti-climactic and unconvincing ending. 

Couldn't we at least have gotten drunk and had a bit of drunken heavy petting? If we're going to be drizzling 12 year olds with viscous fluids to listen to them shriek and moan, might as well go the whole way. Or we could've skipped the scary story and all the goofy witch dancing around to at least try to pretend like it was an actual monster. Hell, if we had a budget, we could've probably even put together a few action scenes out of the chase, and pretend-killed a few of the rando girls along the way to at least make it seem like a sort of thriller episode. Or just done a parody of slasher movies. Any or all of those things.

 

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  • The Phantom says:

    Why put assassin on this show title, is anything but an assassins show, is a freaking girly magical girl wanna be, do your god damned title justice and start killing people, stupid anime.

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