Azur Lane #05 — Upskirt

October 31st, 2019

 

Was it just me, or were there way more panty shots than usual this episode?

Quasi-Impressions:

I solmenly promise that I will post something on Saturday about my plans for the rest of the season. I've been slacking, in multiple ways and need to get back into the swing of productivity, on blog and in related ways, like fixing the damn forums. By setting a date, I will stick to it. I hope. Probably. Hopefully. We'll see. It'll already be too late for the gallery of witch pictures I put together to be on season.

As for this episode, I'm out of things to say. Half of it was girls dramatically staring into fog, talking about how serious it was. The other half was the usual schizophrenic mix of characters taking everything super seriously, characters who are just there to friendship at each other, and characters doing schtick. It'd probably help a little bit to focus on just one of those, or at least not introduce about 15 new characters every episode, most of whom don't exist outside their introduction blip, but when the stakes are *waves hand vaguely*, the consequences of losing a fight are *waves hand vaguely*, the benefit of winning is *waves hand vaguely*, the flow of the action is *waves hand vaguely*, the relationships between all of them are *waves hand vaguely*, the end result is… *waves hand vaguely*. Give this show's budget to something else. Please.

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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • jgoi says:

    Hopefully the amount of panty shots triples for the remaining episodes (and let Sheffield[who’s going commando] flash us).

  • The Phantom says:

    This shameless kancolle rip off is seriously boring, to me the bet show of the season is Iruma-Kun holy shit that thing has made me laugh with its silliness so many times.

  • ark noir says:

    you could of had this song playing in the background considering how much these thing’ spent deliberating over their existence. they are ships that look like humans made by perverts with battleships parts for turtle heads hanging out their sphincters plus i’m out its got go away heat with me.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0XCS5fewJ4

    None of ya’ll been watching ‘bananya’. if you love cats get on it.

  • Tiresias says:

    The blog disappeared for a while

  • Aroduc says:

    There’s been… some technical difficulties.

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