Yu-No #01 — Bumbling Around

April 2nd, 2019

 

Aaah, porn game adaptations. You never change.

Didn't skip or drop Dororo. It was off yesterday. It'll be back next week.

Impressions:

I question the wisdom of starting any show with a long shot of space and a baby crying. Then again, I was pretty sure I heard a voice recording error a couple minutes in, and not long thereafter, two people were standing in a dark room talking when the door to a brightly lit hallway opened, but the room remained totally dark. Yes, that was something that bothered me. It had just done about a ten second slow zoom of a diorama sitting on a table. In short, it leaves plenty of time for the mind to wander, especially since the entire episode is just a tour of nondescript characters. How nondescript? There's a girl voiced by Kugimiya Rie and she sounds like a normal person instead of a shrieking banshee Oz munchkin. The protagonist isn't the worst, and is from a better age when they were actually allowed to have something approaching a personality, but that's offset by the rest of the cast being far more dull. But then we get to the magical mystery widget, disasters in the distance aaaand… it's back to a tour of characters for another quarter of the episode.

Mabe it's that the visuals and direction are just so unambitious and static that make it so dull, but easily 75%, if not more, of this episode is just the dude bumping into people, mostly of the harem variety, so the story is spending all its time doing pre-flight checks too. It could be worse (well, it could always be worse), in that we don't have a nonstop internal narration describing and redescribing each of their salient traits, background, bloody type, three sizes, and dental history, but I'm not ready to award it any points for that. Setup not only can, but should happen during the commission of an actual story, not exist solely for setup's sake, and that's where this episode struggles. The magic girlfriend? Traveling through time? That's the cliffhanger tease for next week. I don't know what there is to recommend this week's episode.

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4 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Dave Baranyi says:

    I was thinking that I felt time-warped 20 years into the past while I watched this, and then I found out it is based upon a 1996 game/novel…

    Right now I’m betting that it will be trash, but I’m hoping that it will be entertaining trash.

  • residentgrigo says:

    I checked out the game due to positive Hardcoregaming 101 article that existed on the old site and it´s one of the worst adventure games I ever played, so I stuck around for about 4 hours due to being shocked at how unique bad the design is. I even saw the 4 part hentai OVA to get more context and the “actual” fantasy story that happens in the last 3rd is as bad as everything else. 3/10, on a good day and only due to the music. The anime is a direct adaptation if I go by the picture gallery. Be prepared for one of the worst shows in recent memory if you decide to cover it, so PLEASE cover it. Thx.

    PS: How exactly are the mountains of incest and rape supposed to be adopted by the anime? Will all that ultra creepy stuff just go away or will it be kept off-screen/hidden in dialogue allusions? If so what else will be left to keep the target audience going?

    • residentgrigo says:

      I just look up the runtime. Oh my god, this will be 26 episodes long! Anyone’s brain will be mush after nearly 9 hours of this, even they take out the hentai out of the hentai adaptations. Good luck…

  • The Phantom says:

    Why Japan insist that porn games without porn are some kind of art? People did not purchase the original game for the story…