Domestic Girlfriend #01 — One Night Bland

January 11th, 2019

 

If not for the one shot of a condom, there's a good argument to be made that they did nothing whatsoever.

Impressions:

Comparisons will no doubt fly to Scum's Wish, but I think B-Cup or even Kimikiss are better ones in that they're about people who are curious about sex rather than using sex as a tawdry excuse to be extra melodramatic. That's where the similarities end though, as this lacks the joie de vivre of either of those. It lacks any real emotion at all. The protagonist is a sad sack who spends the entire episode dragged around by the nose with no agency, power, or personality of his own. Sister 2 is a morose bore who creates the central conflict on a whim for no real reason or purpose. Sister 1 spends most of the episode inappropriately flirting with her students and then acts as the molest bait. Oh, and did I mention that the protagonist can't help but try to molest his crush the very first moment he's given the opportunity to? He spends the entire episode unable to say boo to anybody over anything, and then, when he finally gets up the nerve to do something, it's to try to sexually assault someone who's passed on. Boy, do I ever want to see what wacky mischief these clowns get up to next! Maybe next week, one of them can shoot a puppy.

That's the core problem here. All of these characters manage to be both bores and kind of dicks. Jackasses defined by how they create a mountain of drama out of a molehill and then are then going to stew helplessly in their misery. The protagonist doesn't even make a token effort to try to escape it, change his fate, or hell, even enjoy it. He exists to agonize, but there's no reason for it. My god. The simplest lie of omission about meeting her at the mixer that a dozen other people went to and skipping that she took him home would solve what will no doubt be the next two months of him wriggling around like a fish. It's just too petty and stupid to be treated with the shocked horror and fainting couches that the show indulges in.

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2 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • :-) says:

    great, another Kiss X Sis version 2

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  • NeclordX says:

    This felt like Kuzu no honkai. Sensei looks hot but I bet she is slut as fuck…that makes her even better I guess.

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