Conception #01 — How To Make A Show on $0

October 9th, 2018

 

The terrible infodump was more insulting than the… everything else.

Impressions:

The very first image is a silhouette of a naked woman with her genitals splayed across the screen. It would be only the first in close to a minute of similar shots. The next minute would be a conversation of about twelve words total stretched out through numerous shots of backs of the head and butts. I think that it's important to review and celebrate those two minutes because they're the high point of the episode. Further in, we have a barely animated monster fight followed by about ten straight minutes of being naked, chained down, and forced to listen to exposition about all the rape he's going to be doing. But remember, this is a fumbling everyboy, so here's also thirty seconds of him fumbling to undo his cousin's bra while she blushes like a strawberry because he said he was attracted to her in a foreign world's rape dungeon.

And this franchise was so successful that it got a sequel. Lovely. The best that can be said is that nobody thought this was worth spending any money on at all. Even the almost-porn is basically slideshows, to say nothing of literally every other scene. I swear, that meeting with the king had like six frames total, one of which was a shot of a chandelier. What is it with this season and sexual assault? We haven't even gotten to Senran Kagura yet, and that has stripping/groping your enemies as an intrinsic game mechanic.

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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Bertz says:

    It is not too late to take tensura, it will improve a in each episode and the animation is very good.

    • Aroduc says:

      I am skeptical of both those things, and know for a fact that they don’t hold for 1 to 2.

      • The Phantom says:

        You should take the slime show already, the protagonist is overpowered and has an easy harem after 2-3 episodes, sure, also he may effortlessly defeats everything in sigh, but at least he is not using a smartphone to achieve this, I mean come on he is not using a a smartphone how rad is that?

        • Bertz says:

          Of course not, this story is characterized by giving the protagonist more powerful enemies than this even though he also scales quite fast at first, but then stagnates because he assumes other obligations in addition to his pacifist attitude that limits him too much. .

  • Neclord X says:

    I must admit I didn’t expect them to actually fuck. Considering how this kind of anime usually goes I thought that some pet would magically spawn and they would be “EEEEEEH?”. They actually having sex was unexpected.