My First Time with a Gal #01 — Criminal Behavior

July 12th, 2017


I mean mostly the way they approach humor.


I was pretty weary of this by the time they reached the second girl eagerly slobbering over the godawful protagonist for absolutely no reason. That was somewhere around six minutes into the episode. It would be another couple minutes before they even got to the main girl, although we already had a flash forward to her at the start, or more accurately, to her underwear, which may very well have been in more shots than her face. Most of the jokes are the protagonist internally screaming about how repugnant he and his friends are, and then it tries to sell the main girl as some kind of huge bitch for saying the same things out loud. And then we milk each instance of that further by him internally screaming (literally) "SHE KNOWS!"

So it's bereft of actual humor and pretty much every character it spends a moment of focus on is the epitome of obnoxious. At best, it's particularly sexist wish fulfillment leaning a bit more on the blatant T&A in a media that's practically made of the stuff. At worst, it's that, only screamed and on a loop. I can barely endure it at its best, and it spends the vast majority of its time at its worst. It's certainly not a sex or romance comedy. Just yelling with a side of panty shots.

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7 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Phillip says:

    When the first screencap is a camel toe… ugh.

    At least they made their intentions known early.

    Aroduc says:

    That was literally the first shot of the show. And also the third.

    I made a mental note to mention that, and then I forgot.

  • Opulent Rag says:

    FUUU~CKING CHRIST!!! They turned that one gyaru hentai that came out a while ago and turned it into a 12 episode non-comedy.

    This would’ve actually been just a tiny bit more interesting if it followed literal anyone else other than “GenericFace McChucklefuck”

  • jgoi says:

    The few discussions I read for this show complain about mr.generic’s perverted friends who I rather be watching for 12 episodes instead of mr.why-the-fuck-do-these-girls-obsess-over-him a.k.a 95% of main males in a harem ever.

  • Neclord X says:

    The only reason I watch “cock teasing” shows (also called ecchi) is because aesthetically they look better than the average hentai.

    But this show looks exactly like a cheap hentai, so there is absolutely no point in it. To watch this I could pick any random hentai and watch it instead.

  • Anonymous says:

    Is she actually a slut or another pure virgin just pretending to be slutty?

    Aroduc says:

    The latter.