Izetta #06 — Pie and Boobs

November 5th, 2016


Stop. Please, stop.


Another utter garbage heap of an episode. Magic? War? Pfft. Let's focus on girls having tea parties, eating pie, more eating pie, more eating pie, and, of course, boobs. That was the entirety of the protagonist side this week. Pie, boobs, and more pie. The antagonist side continues to be boring as snot as well since they can't do anything but chat aimlessly about stuff that may or may not be relevant for weeks, depending on how many more pies the idiots need to shove down their craws. The brief moment it decided anything should happen, it went in the direction of pure drooling imbecility. Remember the shocking cliffhanger last week of how Private Normalman learned Izetta's secret? Well, this episode began with him blabbing that he knew it to Corporal Spydude. This was then dropped and ignored until the last 15 seconds of the episode where Spydude used all his experience and powers of espionage to… get Normalman alone and shoot him in the leg. That's right. As far as the narrative is concerned, he instantaneously dropped everything to blow his cover in an impromptu torture attempt on a starry-eyed teenager, based on nothing but that teenager's word that he totally knew a secret. And it nearly worked!

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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Germanguy says:

    seems like their Red Line of Story the story is not set in stone. so they used “Izetta’s Appel Pie” for an filler

    Not equal to “American Pie” movies…

  • Kitsu says:

    You’re forcing mistake heres
    It has a decent amout of development.

  • Opulent Rag says:

    Pie and boobs, boobs and pie? What more could you want!?

    jingoi says:

    Izetta’s “pie”.

  • anise_punter says:

    With that kind of tagline how can this episode not be amazing?

    Well, they found a way.