K – Return of Kings #09 — Big Balls

November 27th, 2015


Daft Punk throws the best parties.


With its temporary 'crisis' of keeping the thing, from the guy, to prevent something from happening, it's back to pretty much just faffing around for K. Granted, you can boil down pretty much anything to that kind of description, but K requires no boiling at all. It has never built things up beyond that. Possibly because about 80% of its time is spent with characters sitting around a table giving exposition. You characterize the guy, you create a struggle around the thing, you give weight to the something. Instead, we have very poorly animated tits flouncing around in a dress that contains them purely through the power of optimism.

About the only thing of note this week was adding another girlto the mix, who, despite being the sole focus of the first two minutes of the episode, was almost never seen again, and she spent most of that time on display like a rack of meat just like all the other XXs. Thanks for the pan over the midriff, GoHands. That's another T&A box to check off. …And is yet another in the already bloated cast that could be trimmed to a quarter of its size and I still probably wouldn't be able to keep it straight. She's mostly notable otherwise for seeming to have a specific power (phasing) instead of "creating magical light stuff that does whatever," shared by nearly everyone else.

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3 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • algorithm says:

    Yeah, tits.



    Big ones.

  • Paulo27 says:

    amg boobies

  • jingoi says:

    the reason I bother with return of kings, seri’s oppai.