天下制覇

 

I have no idea who those masked lesbians could be.

Completely Unrelated Thoughts:

I’ll be out of town for the weekend, beginning late tonight until late Sunday night. My plan is to switch things up and get a Princess Witches (and hopefully Material Brave) post queued up for probably Friday and Saturday while I’m gone, then catch up with all the disappointing anime endings or penultimate episodes on Monday (I’m taking the week off work). The reason this is a bit later than usual is because last night, I thought to myself “I can knock one of these out in a few hours in the morning between laundry and packing.” That… was a mistake. But I do have a few hours of layovers, and airports are the perfect place to play pornographic games.

I might do another PW/MB post(s) on Tues/Wed, especially if I split the next chapters of each in half which I’m almost certainly going to do, or maybe just translate since I really really want to finish these last few thousand lines and move on to something more fun for a while. And by fun, I mean starting with the interface this time so it’s not as… embarrassing… a release as BB1 was. Also, I’m going to get the next season preview done next week as well to be posted probably Saturday afternoon. For a vacation, I’m going to be busy. …I’m always busy.

The Story Thus Far:

 

While playing fighting games with Sidekick, we commiserate over how hard it is having girlfriends, particularly when we start receiving weird text messages from Hikaru about her lucky tea. We also get a text from Tsubomi threatening to send us more texts. In class, we’re getting a lesson on how Enigmatite is the greatest thing ever and conveniently does whatever you need it to when you rub it on stuff. You can also find Unleashed by looking for E-Reactions, which is sadly not at all a play on e-rections. Of course, it’s the usual thing. Teenagers get all the super powers which then decline with age. Yada yada, island is no country’s land, etc. As soon as class is over, the harem descends like vultures to take us to lunch and start squabbling with each other. Tsubomi takes advantage to play her annoying BGM and explain that Kanae and Hikaru don’t get along. Thanks.

 

She steals us away from the other two and we spend like, a hundred goddamned lines describing her damned lunch. She wants our help in information gathering. We call her a troublemaker. After one day of sidequesting, we stumble across two lesbians in ill-fitting clothes, Shouko (tits) and Ikue. The latter is very possessive. Like Ena and the creepy guy, they’re in the student council. Later, Ena wants us to join, but we decline. Then refuses to leave our room. For sidequest day 2, Kanae’s flushed deep purple, which means she’s up for sexytimes. We indulge her.

 

She drags us to our room and plays with herself while rubbing our dick with her feet. And apparently we’re the pervert here. This gives her another combo gem for whatever reason. The next day, we hang out with Hikaru. She asks us what a pair of censored words mean that she picked up from “The 100 Best Ways to Please Your Man,” except the full title is actually an entire paragraph, because Japan has no idea how to title anything. She wants to know what the illustrations mean too. We tell her to stash it away for the far future. After another day of monster killing, we run into Shouko who sees that we have an owie and fondles us with her magic power to make it better. She wants us to go help her with something, but Lesbian Jr runs up, drags her off, and warns us that no dicks are allowed.

 

The next day, Hikaru’s got the fever for Vitamin D and makes us wait at school until everyone’s gone because she’s feeling strange new feelings that she’s never felt before. Because Japanese female teenagers have no hormones apparently. So we grope her breasts until she gets an extra combo gem too, which is apparently code for the female orgasm. Kill some more spiders… Ena tries to make out with us again, but we notice Mashiro napping on her feet in front of a vending machine and decide that’s more interesting. We again assume she doesn’t know how basic machines work. She pats us on the head again.

    

Tsubomi jumps us as soon as we get to class, and Blondie gets all possessive. Hikaru just grabs us and buries us in her cleavage to mark her territory. Tsubomi pulls out another secret item for everyone getting along. Bracelets this time. She charges them with her ability, discharging electricity. She puts them on the three of us, plus herself, and turns them on. They’re powerfully magnetic. Blondie and Tits get stuck together, as do Tsubomi and us. Also, they’re broken and won’t come off or turn off. We fumble through it through the lecture. Apparently they have the gospel of Uncle Ben carved onto their school gate. It’ll be days before the batteries die completely, but they wear off enough to let us stand a few meters apart by the start of next sidquest time. The harem wanders off, leaving us saddled with Tsubomi, who’s thinking about the Spiderman quote and doesn’t like it much because it ignores what the person themselves wants.

Tsubomi’s kind of a pain in the ass to use. I’ve seen some combos with her, but she’s weak, she can’t cancel right now, and the angle of her rockets is controlled by how long you hold the button, so if you’re doing anything but shooting at something in your face, it’s easy to miss. Anyway, final sidequest day, we’re mandatory partnered up with Tsubomi. It’s uneventful. Aside from me accidentally putting in a wrong/extra clip and then through using Youtube’s editing functions, it ate all the annotations after a certain point. *sigh* I lack the will to re-add them. Embarrassed myself against a spider, killed a penguin, embarrassed myself trying to use Tsubomi basically. Also, finding Sidekick gives extra comboing for Ayumu.

    

We talk about how evil Evol is afterward. She follows us into our room because of the bracelets. We get all upset because she’s cuuuuute, and we might dooooo something, but she laughs that off, as well she should. The rest of the harem barges in to keep us out of trouble. Hikaru, for some reason, is dressed like a prostitute, while Tsubomi changes into her casual wear, which is a bear costume with goggles for some reason. Blondie has to go to the bathroom, which drags off Tits, leaving Tsubomi and Ena to rub their breasts on us, which is unpleasant for some reason. They all end up sleeping in our room. Come morning, the entire harem’s crawled into bed with us. When we try to get up, Tsubomi doesn’t let us go and is then eager to inspect our morning wood. She wakes up the rest of the harem who are none too happy, but fuss over our clothes and hair as soon as we’re out of the room. We piss off Blondie by patting her on the head for being a good girl so she storms off, but not before Hikaru rubs her chest on us a few more times.

  

Tsubomi drags us off from breakfast to go have some alone practice time with her. She wants to investigate Evol. We follow her lead and immediately find them in the middle of funny business. They see us, and fighting time. The lesser ‘boss’ releases some NPs to take care of us. After rocketing them to death, we look for the boss and run headlong into Shouko. Gee. What could she be doing here? Her pocket lesbian yells at us again. Tsubomi’s busy checking the security cams while we argue with the lesbians duo. We explain the Evol thing to them. They tell us they’ll take over from here and to stay away from the area. Yeah, that’s trustworthy.

  

And yet we do, sort of. We go find a computer elsewhere where Tsubomi can trace things, but she doesn’t like going all cyber, so asks for us to hold her hand while she Electro’s out on the computer. The electricity knocks us both out. Moe runs in to help. We explain to her and she lets us go. We carry Tsubomi back to her room. The electricity completely recharged the bracelets, so we’re completely stuck again. After waking her up and comforting her for zapping us, she tells us that she learned Evol’s big operation is early tomorrow morning, bringing something to the island. The next day, we inform the harem and meet up in the morning to deal with it. We ask for Erika’s team’s help too, and she can’t resist telling Blondie how unlady-like she is. Sidekick and his girl are tagging along too. Blondie reviews the plan and we split up… except that the plan’s scuttled from the start and we have to regroup. Tsubomi can stop the monorail we’re after with her power, but we need to get to its terminal. BATTLE QUEST TIME.

After fighting our way through the town, which is crawling with the secret evil organization, we confront two of the head henchmen, a pair of lesbians who call themselves Chaos and… uh… Row? Low? Edit: Derp. Law, obviously. But in my defense, ロウ is a terrible way to write Law. The former is supposed to be ‘evil’, and the latter is ‘good’ in the triumverate of something’s under the great king. I don’t think they understand what they’re saying either. And gee, I have no idea at all who they could be. I also switch off from using Tsubomi because I hate using her.

 

After chasing them off, we jump onto the runaway monorail, Tsubomi needs a power up to stop it. We french her, they mispronounce “Faux Eclair,” fade to black and apparently everything worked out. In the aftermath, Kanae destroys the bracelets. Also, the whole monorail thing was just a diversion from the other teams dealing with the real issue elsewhere, but it’s good we stopped it from crashing, I guess. Tsubomi recruits herself into Unison, to Blondie’s and Ena’s displeasure.

In the shadows, someone arrives at the island, cackling evilly about the time for their promotion being at hand. Elsewhere, Wolfram executes a minion for incompetence and says that THE DESTINED DAY is coming.