天下制覇

 

Boobs and masturbating.

Impressions:

Can you even imagine if the genders were reversed and it was a male monster constantly strangling and rubbing his dick on some girl in a series of attempts to rape her? …Actually, I’ve seen enough Japanese media for the answer to that to be yes, so perhaps gender politics is not the way to go here. Luckily, there’s so much else it doesn’t have going for it. Jokes, for one. If the other two shows today brought absolutely nothing to the table and were content with that, this one brought boobs and masturbating to the table and declared a job well done. Now, I understand the appeal hoo-mans have for pornography, but T&A is a spice or the frosting on a cake, if you will. It can be a pleasant way to pass the time between actual content, but it is not content in and of itself. If you want to make porn, go make porn.

It’d almost certainly be more tolerable if the protagonist was into it and was trying to actively have sex and/or a relationship with her, because at least then he would be something more than a walking dildo for her to masturbate on, but this is where we are. A rapist monster is trying to have sex with an unwilling human. Them’s the joke. Barring an occasional observation that she’s not a human, them’s all the jokes. It’s funny because a guy… not having sex with a eager non-human girl!? This isn’t even the first show with that premise this season, and I’d guess about the seven thousand and ninth of the year to date. Being about 20% more monster than the other forty five thousand and ninety three monsters girls out there is not a distinguishing characteristic, and certainly not when all you use it for is occasionally noting that some things are different for them. “She’s too snake to use a toilet.” Yeah, great joke. Hilarious observation about how a difference exists. Same goes for short people. And tall people. And Steven Tyler. You think he uses the same kinds of toilets as humans do? Of course not.

The rest is boobs, moaning, masturbating, and the protagonist looking like a deer in headlights even after the eight thousandth time he’s been shoved into her headlights, so it doesn’t even care about variety.

Next Episode:

Centaur.