Faff Like Nobody’s Watching

January 14th, 2015

   

Because I’m not.

I said faff.

Non-Impressions:

In one corner, we have a show that spent its second episode on absolutely nothing but faffing about without the slightest attempt to be funny, exciting, anything. Oh good, they’re having ice cream again. And multiple baths. And a sleepover. And training, because sure, we threw you into fighting the last boss already, but now we’ll really challenge you with some little targets and slalom.

In the other corner, we have a show that after two episodes is already nearly in the double digits for “incidents that could have been prevented if anybody in this world knew how to use a door properly,” and then doubled down with magic making her uncontrollably masturbate in the middle of the room, leaving behind a puddle of slime because females are apparently like slugs. It can also only be stopped by someone helping her masturbate. Then they added a childhood friend.

Guess we’re going off the books once again for Monday-Wednesday this season.

Posted in Fanservice | 5 Comments »

5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Blas says:

    fap(?)

    Anonymous says:

    “Fap while nobody is watching”

  • algorithm says:

    Oh yeah, you just reminded me why I didn’t even bother checking for what was available yesterday.

  • Germanguy says:

    Well, this Ship Girls Anime. I found a clue, that it could be “Pay2win” game. While Akagi was in the Hot spring, with “Free2play” she would need this many time. But the Admiral (Player) buy the Instant Repair Bucket :)

    Rz says:

    You can get the instant repair buckets from expedition and daily quest for free.
    Its not worth to spend your money for it since it’s too expensive.