January 14th, 2015
Because I’m not.
I said faff.
In one corner, we have a show that spent its second episode on absolutely nothing but faffing about without the slightest attempt to be funny, exciting, anything. Oh good, they’re having ice cream again. And multiple baths. And a sleepover. And training, because sure, we threw you into fighting the last boss already, but now we’ll really challenge you with some little targets and slalom.
In the other corner, we have a show that after two episodes is already nearly in the double digits for “incidents that could have been prevented if anybody in this world knew how to use a door properly,” and then doubled down with magic making her uncontrollably masturbate in the middle of the room, leaving behind a puddle of slime because females are apparently like slugs. It can also only be stopped by someone helping her masturbate. Then they added a childhood friend.
Guess we’re going off the books once again for Monday-Wednesday this season.