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Can’t you just let them have sex in public on the runway in peace?

Impressions:

What wacky adventures are you getting into this week, Ange? Betting on pig races? PTSD episodes about your sister falling off horses? Chasing away lesbians trying to have sex on the runway? Harassing your old lesbian lacrosse buddy? Teaming up with Big Red to go on some kind of guerrila attack on your home? Despite the answer being ‘all of the above,’ it was a fairly dull episode with about five minutes of content and 15 minutes of just random beach half-assed fanservice. Last week’s few seconds of naked orgy wrestling was more titillating than the entire first half. And wasn’t last week all about learning to work together and be a team? So why are we following it up with an episode where she goes right off on her own? I somehow don’t think this is going to end with a heartwarming scene of all her friends swooping in to save her from the Bolsheviks.

Things picked up slightly around fifteen minutes in when they remembered that they should probably do something this week, but Misty and her constant breathy gasping was obnoxious as hell. Thankfully, she wasn’t anything more than a temporary prop in the escape plan. You’d think the military base would have a lot more security than this, especially with forcing royalty into conscripted service, but I guess we just leave the RPGs laying around for anybody to take, military lockouts can be gotten through with a hairpin, and the base full of military equipment didn’t need guards anyway. I guess the dragons are having their own beach party too. Ange’s not a bad guy though, so she left money for the stuff she stole. Yes, this is something that they explicitly felt the need to show us. But of course, they didn’t have time to slip into something other than bikinis.  

Next Episode:

Big Red angst time.