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Very ass.

Non-Impressions:

I was originally just going to use this as an excuse to remark on how godawful HanaOu’s oft-delayed trial ended up being, truly stretching the definition of a ‘strategy’ game in ways not before seen, but I think this episode apparently gave that awfulness a run for its money. Fourth episode and it already busted out the entire cliche closet. Beach episode, swimsuits, ink splatters, and tentacles. And even recycled a transformation. The only thing missing was a sea cucumber ejaculating in their faces. The scent of desperation hangs heavy on this fetid pile of dead fish. Farewell, fruit. It was an unpleasant month.