Dramatical Murder #01 — The Poppedest of Collars
July 6th, 2014
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That’s past popped and all the way to exploded.
Impressions:
I guess at least the art remained consistent. Ridiculous, but consistent. Actual animation, though, that was all but nonexistent. Hell, even their way of showing Magic Voice(tm) was by saying after the fact “That was your magic voice.” And that was pretty much how the entirety of the episode passed. Blue Hair just stood there as people and furbies yammered at him. The most insultingly awful part was when there was one of the magic science game fight things starting. They gave long introductions to the people and the entire time, we were just watching him watching the intro. And then he started to leave before anybody even goddamned did anything, only to be waylaid by twins and exposited on some more.
The only time it was even the slightest bit interesting or had a marginal bit of effort put into it was 21 minutes in. They found the CGI tools and started flinging rabbit dolls around, calling that ‘action.’ I was not fooled in the slightest. Everything else was cheap, uneventful, and boring. This was yet another show that probably should have started at the 19 minute mark because goddamned nothing happened before that and all it succeeded in doing to that point was bore me to tears. Tedious, empty, wasted space neither intrigues nor excites me to see any more.
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Not gonna lie, when I first saw this I thought it was Re: Hamatora
Good god that is an obnoxious outfit Bluehair has on.