July 28th, 2014
They’re not even good legs.
I admit that I genuinely laughed a couple times in the first half. The first time was when his mouth migrated halfway up his cheek. The second time was when they had an imbecilic flashback as the giant black vagina ate her pussy. It’s the third episode and the thing has already been killed twice. It didn’t even get chomped on-screen this time. But apparently we needed a flashback to understand the depth of her emotion for it. The evil vagina only even really attacked them in one half-assed bite. After that, it just floated there, roaring, until some idiot set a whip on fire and started smacking it around the labia majora and throwing flaming cats down its gullet.
After that, things got a bit (more) boring again as it was time for new character intro (ie nothing else can happen because god help us if we do anything organically) as he woke up with his sword wearing nothing but socks, a ribbon, and a smile. And yes, it was apparently enough of a detail that she’s wearing socks that they felt the need to call explicit attention to it. And they were so excited by it that the camera had to keep returning to them every other minute for the rest of the episode.