天下制覇

 

They sure do love their tentacles and baths, don’t they?

Impressions:

This one began with the maid stripping, swinging her pendulous breasts all over, and then giving the princess another nonconsensual rubdown, and then a dress up montage, so… well, the episode did a fantastic job of keeping expectations at absolutely rock bottom. And boy did the episode meet them. Or not meet them? Whichever’s funnier. But at least they still managed to fit in an angsty shower scene. From an antagonist. About shooting a semi-immortal dragon. 

Apparently the obligatory season ending reason for melodrama is just going to be Eco realizing that Ash is a human and does human things, like poop, lactate, and have a family, and dragons can’t do that apparently. So what are the giant boobs for again? And so she runs off into the rain to be sad, gets shot, jammed into a gizmo, tentacle raped… again… and transformed into a giant multi-eyed dragon that just needs a huuuuuug. Christ. Didn’t even walk in on them about to go at it like horny hamsters after the emo time kicked off (with obligatory visual descent into darkness no less). I don’t even know how anybody in the entire castle could have missed that with the way the music was screaming.

But really, the biggest plot hole was how they could all recognize each other even with those little masks on. What the hell, Japan? That’s just impossible.     

Next Episode:

No really, you’re a reptile. What are those boobs for?