February 12th, 2014
Did someone forget how ink and paper work? I think someone forgot how ink and paper work.
There’s a good chance things will be a little delayed tomorrow due to Aroduc Reasons.
Feeding chocolate to dogs? For shame, Japan. Well, as long as you’re prepared for the vomiting, diarrhea, and him dragging his ass around on the carpet, it’s on you. I guess this is one of the very very rare yɒᗡ ƨ’ɘniƚnɘlɒV episodes that actually comes sort of close to the actual yɒᗡ ƨ’ɘniƚnɘlɒV, so there’s probably a limit to how annoyed I’m allowed to be by it existing. It also almost skipped out on having any flashbacks or awful insecurity which is probably the closest it’s going to come to none at all.
Of course, it still had a literal explosion of flowers followed by screaming when she finally got up the nerve to hand him his box of chocolate, so it’s not like we can call it subdued or well-delivered or slice-of-lifey or whatever the hell buzzwords people are using to try to say “a grand total of one thing happens in an episode because the content is 20 minutes of waffling about and even the one thing is mostly trivial” these days. What do you want from me? It was a yɒᗡ ƨ’ɘniƚnɘlɒV episode. If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. The only thing this had different was the thought that maybe she was considering passive-aggressively murdering him through chocolate poisoning.
Why can’t they just call it a cryptid like regular people?