Valvrave #08 — Glaaaaasses Giiiiirrrrrl!!!

May 30th, 2013

 

Your death haunts the entire school’s collective tortured souls.

Impressions:

I’m starting to wonder if these time slip sequences at the start of episodes are just the writers trying to screw with the audience. Then I remember that’d require some actual planning and thought, which these people have so far not shown themselves to be capable of and figure that someone just got some storyboards out of order. The wailing anguish over glasses’s death was as awful as expected. I think my favorite moment of angst was tits sitting in the middle of blood spatter, dabbing it with a hankie. A mop, while more effective, would clearly have not been as angsty as sitting in the middle of blood and crying about it. Also, hasn’t Elfy left like… a literal heap of bodies around the area already? Good god. Even not-Shu shot half a dozen people in the face in front of most of them. They’ve been fighting a war for seven episodes, already screamed in horror over one person’s supposed death as the school was being shelled during the opening salvo, but only now is it super ultra dreadfully serious. Because she was glasses girl.

The angst lead into the fighting about as well as an aperitif of bleach, made even stranger by the whole attack apparently actually being a cover for sneaking about 10 people in while also bombing them from sea. I’m not certain I was aware there was a sea, but I worry about paying too much attention. Everyone was glued to watching the Dynamic Duo fight anyway, so they completely missed all of that. The crowning moment of the episode probably came as Haruto’s magical number drama-inducing meter got too high and a sparkly vision of glasses girl appeared before him and then burst into sparklies, thus giving him the power to give El Senor Elf a speech about hopes and dreams, changing his black heart to good, undoing the straps holding him down, and helping him bathe the mechs so they could win by stabbing themselves plus more insert songs. Oh, and Haruto killed an entire battlefleet full of people while all the students cheered. After spending the first eight minutes crying over one pointless girl’s death, who aside from super-angsty boy, I’d be surprised if they ever mentioned again.

I feel kind of lazy just incredulously summarizing, but eh. It was a little more directed than usual, but the tone is still all over the place and it relies a lot on hoping the audience is as myopic and melodramatic as the cast is. The action’s not enough of a spectacle to carry the show on flash alone, but they’re rigidly bound to a miraculous victory every week which stopped being miraculous about five victories ago. I do appreciate that things happen. It at least makes writing about it easy and fairly enjoyable, but at the same time, they’re stuck in a rather formulaic groove and it’s starting to tire me. I’d like nothing more than if they actually were ambitious instead of simply pretending to be with killing off pointless characters and pretending like it was important or again, the turn-about victories every single week. Sure, it’ll probably blow up in their faces given the lack of displayed talent with writing so far, but for how dicked up a lot of the small details and flash(back/forwards) are in this show, it’s kind of stuck in a rut right now and mostly just killing time with insecurity and angst that is taking the characters and story nowhere.

Next Episode:

Gym coach Elf.

Posted in Valvrave | 9 Comments »

9 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Chevalier says:

    Are you really pretending to be surprised that they would at least try to care more about the gruesome death of glasses girl than about killing their enemies in battle?

    Not that I cared about glasses girl myself, mind you, but I still see no reason to complain about the characters doing so. That’s a rather backwards expectation on your part.

    I thought the enemy attack actually worked pretty well, since the boomerang tactic was relatively useful last time. Taking advantage of that against both robots while a small team sneaks in doesn’t sound like a bad idea.

    I’ll give you that the tone was a bit off though. But unlike yourself, I think there has been some story advancement this time. Ignoring it requires being blind.

    I also don’t see things turning out poorly for the characters, in a couple of episodes or so, would be a problem with the writing, since they’ve finally set up that the villain (eyepatch dude) knows more about the secret shit than everyone else.

    • Aroduc says:

      No. I’m saying that the hypocrisy is an issue extending out from the characters to the entire show. Kids being all innocenty “yay fighting and war!” before death, loss of innocent, etc, is a well-worn path, but they’ve already gone through that, multiple times even, and have not learned anything or are even barely aware of any of it along the way despite how often they fling the melodrama out. They don’t get to try to make you feel bad for space war with one breath and create a spectacle (or at least try) it with the other, which is why I want the whole thing to blow up in their faces, but so far, there’s no indication from the directing or writing that it will.

      • Yzlot says:

        Well, if you consider that they’re country(I already forgot its name…) is all peaceful, and that in this neverending war that has been going on for over 9000 years, maybe these kids grew up believing everything could be solved through peace. So they choose to go la-di-da-di-la and dance in circles. Salutes to the glasses girl. I kinda did like her. And they need a situation where the glasses girl turns bad-ass. That’s a less employed idea.

        • sage says:

          Well, if you consider that they’re country(I already forgot its name…)

          It’s “their country”.

  • algorithm says:

    That was your longest review in a while so I kinda had a hard time to follow, enthusiasm and all.

    The drama was awful but at least I wasn’t bored. I still don’t understand why it is so important to protect those useless fucks they call students and I wish they start killing people with a name. Or at least characters I remember the name.

  • Yzlot says:

    Haha, I never tire of your comments. They always give me a good laugh after I finish watching the episode myself. But yea, the whole story is full of holes, idiocy, and vampires. What do you expect? Though I sometimes find your comments so sarcastically dry that I wonder why you watch this series at all. Seems like the only thing keeping you going is to prove this series will continue to be jaw-dropping and lacking in common sense.

    • adam says:

      It’s probably because he hopes it falls completely off the rails and turns into a hilarious train wreck of a show.

  • Goldi says:

    L-Elfs straps didn’t magically come off, he sat there released and waited for Haruto to make a contract with him. He could have ran at any time.

  • Anonymous says:

    Wow you wrote a lot for a bad episode.