Gargantia #06 — The Quest For an Erection

May 12th, 2013


Hibiki’s Vandread thought vaginas had fangs and he had already managed at least two or three by this time.


I groaned the moment she said "festival." Granted though, it was less of a festival, and more of an excuse to tart up all the women and parade them around like prostitutes with plentiful closeups of their exposed flesh gyrating. Plus, a private show just for Red. And in case you’re confused by any of this, they make sure that the last word you hear before the flesh begins gyrating is "delicious." Not even just once, but both times it shows up. Subtle. More and more, I’m starting to wonder if the whole show is just some kind of vain attempt to give Red a boner.

Basically what I’m saying is that there weren’t any lesbian pirate slaver lobster harems. Again.

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15 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • invinciblegod says:

    Based on the end, maybe we will have action next week!

  • Goldi says:

    The loli characters sure got a body part upgrade for this episode..

  • only_me says:

    Ooh boy, those were the most intense fanservice scenes I’ve seen in recent years. Purest quality gold.. Ledo sure knows what’s good. Also, Production I.G. finally shown A1 how to do oriental bellydance. If I could I would unsee the abomination that was Morgiana’s dance.

  • Anonymous says:

    I still don’t understand what Ledo sees in Amy…

    Hopefully by working alongside Bellows, he might be awaken to the charms of a real woman but alas, that’s just wishful thinking from me…

    • jingoi says:

      Keep wishing man.
      By rule of copy n’ paste the MC always ends up with the main female even if he starts the series desiring a different girl.

      Is this what Urobuchi does in anime? Have some barely useful moe girl around the MC for crappy-episode 1-second 10-predictable romance?

  • nightshadow2239 says:

    Lobster harems? I got the Vandread references up till that point.

  • moridin84 says:

    I think you might have to give up on the Pirate Queen.

  • algorithm says:

    I love sunday.

  • giuvigiuvio says:

    I wonder if poeple are still buying this as the super complex plot anime of the season.

    Also, I have reason to believe that Ledo was neutered in the army. The brother has no buldge whatsoever.

    • moridin84 says:

      Maybe he’s just not as horny as you?

      • giuvigiuvio says:

        It’s not about the horn, man. If he’s wearing a skintight suit, something’s gotta show. Just look at those wrestlers in those tight trunks. Actually, don’t. I don’t want to be responsible for what you end up seeing.

        • Anonymous says:

          Dude, y u look at wrestlers’ crotch?! U gay?!1!1111!

        • moridin84 says:

          It’s entirely possible for a man to look at that without anything “bumping up”.

          Ever seen The Sopranos? I remember them having meetings in strip joints.

  • Anon says:

    “I’m starting to wonder if the whole show is just some kind of vain attempt to give Red a boner.”

    I dont know about Red but …

  • Fred says:

    Shades of Cthulhu! What happens next week?