October 22nd, 2012
What was the point of this?
I’ve lost all sense of numbering and do not care to change that. Also, there is a non-Chinese subbed version, but it’s approximately 1 gig bigger and in a resolution larger than my laptop. I do not care to put in the ‘effort’ for that either.
Let’s see what we begin with here… The entire cast fellating popsicles as Japanese are apparently taught to do, then after the OP plays, Sera’s hanging up lingerie while Haruna sits in front of the fan with her mouth open, letting it blast her in the face. You’d think that’d be a good start for an pointless OVA just to make some people drool over the characters, so of course they follow it up with his obnoxious screaming friend. I also feel like I need to point out Ayumu’s native Peruvian clothing for the rummage sale. What the living hell was that? The only thing more embarrassing was Deen’s attempt to show off their CG with a glistening slow-mo coin and wobbling omelets. Seriously, Deen? CG omelets? Seriously? And the ‘lesson’ of the segment was that all the other girls will whore themselves out to sell crap for Haruna. I… don’t even know where to begin there. I also liked how Plain Girl took off her pants and then was holding her jacket. Japanese clothing, man. I have no idea how it works.
The entire thing was more or less the same as the entire second season, and I mean that quite literally in that it was half-assed, uncreative, and was more concerned with filling time than being funny or titillating. You turn him invisible and what do you do with it? Watch girls stretch. That’s the best you can think of? Seriously? You’d think that they’d at least ramp up the T&A for an OVA, but no, apparently not. Which begs the question what this was for. A little sideboob, cleavage, and bloomers is not bonus-episode worthy. Did we run out of ideas after frittering away an entire season, Deen?