October 28th, 2012
My connection’s been flaky as hell all morning. Not even sure why since I’m on the wrong coast for tornadoness. Total Eclipse may take a bit.
Apparently the no-balls joke is the only thing we were going to bring to the table. See? The girl obliquely talked about having a child with No-Balls and he can’t. Or used a word with ‘ball’ in it. So he looked stunned and screamed internally or imagined her running away. Now that’s what you call snappy humor! And so creative too! And that was the entirety of the first half.
Thankfully, it moved from there to intrigue among the antagonists. Un-thankfully, it was equally bland and cut from largely the same cloth as far as the humor went. Oh sure, they brought out some kind of pro-wrestler/American Gladiator squadron in the final moments, but far too little, far too late. Especially too little since the desgns were the majority of the joke. Drill-head showed a surprising speed for getting out of her clothing that nobody seemed to notice though. Not to mention was wearing a surprisingly modest affair for trying to set him up. The inbreeding of the nobility hit them pretty hard with the stupidity stick too.
Disturbing swimsuit episode.