Total Eclipse #10 — Dick Waving With Yuuya

September 2nd, 2012

 

Wow. They found something more obnoxious than the nationalism.

Impressions:

"I’m no hero!" "You’re a hero!" "Nuh uh! I am sooooooooooooo insecure!" Good god, Yuuya. Rule #03 of any show should be to never listen to foreign rapists. Or any rapists for that matter. It was a little silly last week about all the hubub over him sitting on the backlines but having a near breakdown over it, but this slingshot everything way past the appropriate levels of humility for it. A little bit would’ve been fine. Some friendly soldier ribbing perhaps. Especially considering that he did save a ton of lives by repeatedly going against multiple orders and still doing his job. But spending most of the episode stamping his foot and whining that he wants to be in a real battle to prove the size of his dick? Good god. Is he having his woman times?

Not a whole ton otherwise actually. Mostly setup for the next mission. A long briefing where everybody else wants to see Yuuya wave his dick around too, which somehow teaches Yuuya the valuable lesson that it’s not all about his penis, only for the man to step in and wave his junk in all their faces. The ED starting early at the end was pretty hilarious though. Well, the whole "this will be a cakewalk mission… beginning approximately 90 seconds from the end of the episode," was also just a tad transparent, but I think we’ve all long since abandoned any hope for subtlety in this show. Won’t stop me from making fun of it for that though.

Posted in Muv Luv | 11 Comments »

11 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Denger says:

    LOL Rocks are gonna fall alot next episode i hope!

  • Gorilla13 says:

    So did you wave your dick with Yuuya yet?

  • Ryugan says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzGhxzkrRJY this is a real mision to you yuuya

  • The Phantom says:

    The Russian commander raised many death flags, she will die next episode most likely.

  • algorithm says:

    As expected, they are gonna get raped in the ass BETA style.

  • uburoi says:

    /wanders into the room/

    Wait, I thought the selling point of this show was girls in skintight suits? Who is this whiny little b*tch?

    /wanders off without waiting for an answer/

  • moridin84 says:

    They should have let that woman stay as the main character.

    Why did they bother with guys in the show anyway?

  • Anonymous says:

    I do not like yuuya. Can we not go back to Yui instead as the main character?