September 6th, 2012
Loquacious works too.
Good lord. I don’t think that I’m allowed to complain about Campione or Horizon’s fights being too talkative after this episode. Not that it’ll stop me, but good lord. They literally struggled with their swords together for two or three straight minutes, rambling at each other the whole time. There are Tolkein Elven songs more interesting and less wordy than your generic robble robble RPG OH NO MAGIC nonsense. And we know it’s all true and important because talking heads said that it was. Forget showing anything. They said RARR EVIL.
So let’s move on to the ‘interesting’ part where Pinky showed her mastery of Japanese first aid. When someone is poisoned, first you strip them naked, then you strip naked too and suck on the wound. It also helps if you grind your nipples against their chest and rub your genitalia against theirs until you orgasm. That’s the best way to warm people up. Isn’t she supposed to be a mage? Or at least know well enough to not be screaming and attracting attention while they’re being hunted?
And now for something completely different.