天下制覇

What does this show have against them anyway?

Impressions:

Another truly godawful overly melodramatic episode that went absolutely nowhere. The music this week deserves special mention for being so inanely over the top. At this point, they should just go a little further and turn it into a soap opera parody. Nobody thinks he’s going to die of magic plot convenience, and the only thing less convincing than the show claiming he has some kind of relationship with or feelings for Red is claiming that he could have some kind of relationship with Mildew. His relationship with the dog has more development. Didn’t stop everybody from gasping in shock when she admitted that she liked him. Just how thick are these imbeciles? At this point, she began emitting sparklies as Japanese women are wont to do during emotional moments. Well, either those or cherry blossoms depending on the season.

I mostly amused myself with the background signs on their date. Feel Coffee? Really? And a shop named "Food and Drink?" And who was running the projector? My suspension of disbelief is ruined. Thank god it’s over next week.

Preview:

Sooooooooooooooo saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.