August 5th, 2012
"Welcome to Island!!"
Aaaah, the swimsuit episode. In a show that takes place in Alaska. About racists who can’t get along long enough to work together to fight gigantic genitalia aliens who have the Earth on the verge of destruction. There are just some Japanese things stronger than any penis monster can hope to stop. And even better than that, apparently they’re making an entire arc out of it since Yuuya and his women still aren’t rescued by the end of the episode. At least it’s incredibly stupid so I can sort of doze off and/or just enjoy the incredibly
slick oily and shiny T&A.
Nothing too particularly surprising or special here. The first half is spent gawking at breasts and crotches, as well as the camera being drawn on them, and just in case you missed what the show was doing, the resident horny guy saying "Check out all these tits." The second half had Yuuya and Yui separated from everybody else, having to take care of their personal imported Russian bride and starting to bond over it, as well as Yui’s creepy dreams and abandonment issues. She continues to be whiny and irritating though. "Carry me to shelter while I’m injured? Eeek!" At least the rain probably covered her moistness from being picked up and in close proximity to the protagonists magical trauma-healing penis.