July 8th, 2012
Just for the record, I did glance at the ‘real’ first non-recap episode and figured it was little enough effort to just rip the OP and ED for the sake of the curious. They ate parfaits, dressed up like waitresses, one of the men dressed up like a maid, then they had hamburgers. Besides a minute or two of one of them (Snooki, I think) fighting in space on non-hamburger related business, that about sums up what I gathered from the first 16 minutes. Then it ended with them rapping about their Jersey souls. All in all, I think I’ve gotten the full experience.