May 31st, 2012
Despite the entirety of last week’s episode, Rick decided to get all existential this week anyway thanks to making friends with the town’s local cougar/bartender, Flora, and her pet pirate, Dylan. Over onion garlic toast. It is exactly as exciting and interesting as brooding and onion garlic toast sound on paper. She’s neither cougar enough nor is he swarthy enough for either to be worth making fun of. Kaguya also finally got out of bed too, and then immediately got lost, so Rick existentialized at her too. She, in response, talked about bread.
Well, at least Xiao-Mei’s raiding the castle again next week. The last time she did that was the closest to being actually engaging this show’s ever gotten.
Dwarves are not stealthy.