May 22nd, 2012
Just kidding, it’s more tits.
So if you’ve been waiting with bated breath to know what the protagonists do this week, then wait no further. They take a bath. And then Lotte wanders off, climbs onto a hay cart, and falls asleep. That’s right. She just traipses into the middle of a forest, somehow manages to find a hay cart by the side of the road, climbs six feet up into it, and then proceeds to sleep through being carted through the entire forest, and is shocked when she falls out of it the next morning. And then the party sets out to find her. This is the entire contribution of the entire protagonist group for the entire episode.
Elsewhere, we have Aldra, a half-demon with a design where they just started adding pointy things to her and then had no idea when to stop… aside from her ginormous ass bumping into everything. She… uh… does the laundry. And cleans. And then animates her frog and mouse dolls by squeezing them between her breasts and thighs. And goes around to all the antagonists to have a chitchat, but I’d be lying if I said I was actually paying attention to any of the magical or political babble. I have a better recollection of her squealing over the fish on her shopping trip than I do what she was talking about with Drillhead.
The big revelation for me this week was that the text they’re using is not in fact just fantasy gibberish as I originally assumed, but a nigh-illegible English font instead. Also, they use the same font for typesetting on wanted posters as they do for handwriting. This could mean something, but I’m not sure what yet. Perhaps next week will have the answer.
SOUND THE CONCH.