Tits Rebellion #03 — Gender Identification Issues

April 16th, 2012

 

That door gets way too much action.

Impressions:

Never let it said that I have done nothing to satiate my audience’s unhealthy thirst for the macabre. Well, aside from that time I tried to feed a Christian to the lions, but that didn’t help them win the NFC that year either. I wouldn’t really say that I watched this either so much as simply let it run while I was working on a spritesheet the size of a small child.

I did sort of tune in when they were faced by the riddle of the magic door. For those who are paying extra close attention to this conundrum, there are 7 spots that need to be triggered at the same time to open it. She has four tentacles. So four of them, plus two hands leaves one left untriggered. What fulfills that job? Isn’t it obvious? It’s the elephant dildo she’s wearing. A tentacled girl pressed up against a door with a giant glowing strap-on dildo thrust into the middle of it. Fantastic. And if you rotate the dildo, she goes from tanned to pale. That’s also apparently the switch for her ass-lamp, because it begins emitting a blinding glow. It also took them about 8 minutes to figure out that the mysterious traveller wearing a tiara with long feminine hair does not in fact have a penis after all, at which point they immediately toss her into a cell to be molested repeatedly. Although I guess when you’re stuck permanently wearing an elephant dildo that you use to unlock doors, sexuality is more of a brainteaser than a matter of biology.

And then they’re attacked by giant tentacle slugs which fall, as all things do, to the power of Horse. Hooray.

Preview:

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Posted in Queen's Blade | 12 Comments »

12 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • MAR-KLAC-VELOUS DE-KLAC-CADE says:

    ok then yet where subs on ep.2 it’s almost a week already where the subs on it?

  • Travis says:

    I highly doubt you’ll need subs for a show as riveting as this.

  • Gil says:

    Thanks for continuing this….even screenshots are enough.

    Subs are so freaking slow and I watch your blog for new QB eps.

  • MAR-KLAC-VELOUS DE-KLAC-CADE says:

    say what how dare yee i need my subs on it besides i’m commit to watching i need my subs.

  • sams says:

    ”It also took them about 8 minutes to figure out that the mysterious traveller wearing a tiara with long feminine hair does not in fact have a penis after all”

    I am still puzzled how they think She has a penis … also damn the door man.

  • sams says:

    Men, I just want to see teh brainstorming session that gave birth to this series : ”Ok dude, we got boobs, asses, swords, horse power, lesbian sex … what are we forgetting ?” At the back of the room the intern put his arm up, ”tentacles maybe” ?

  • shadow says:

    the episode 3 is open
    but the episode 2 without subs

  • CucarachaEnojada says:

    Oh,wow.But even with all that WTF,it’s better than Symphogear and others shitty shows.

  • jingoi says:

    Got to wait for crunchyroll’s subs on the 19th and if that’s censored wait for someone to take those subs and add them to a uncensored version.

  • Anonymous says:

    annelotte being confused for a man is gonna be a running joke

  • KLAC's blade rebellion says:

    hmm well still watch censor or no censor besides give i’m commit to watch it.

  • Dra-KLAC-gonaut says:

    yea quite the slugs & tent we have in this ep.

    give we meet lunaluna & her two sides one white clear & darker that want to “tent” Annelotte.

    oh yea quite ok then give what slugs slime ok on woman & lol eldar give got a golden “lil jmmmy” tights.

    now all set with lunaluna want Annelott next ep RIDE OF THE CHAINSAW VALKYRIE!!!