Rebelling Tits #02 — This Was a Poor Idea

April 9th, 2012

 

Ignorance was bliss! Ignorance was bliss!

Impressions:

My original intent was to just flip through it to affirm that it is indeed still Queen’s Blade, make fun of the horrible OP, and then just call it a night. What I found instead was… well… let’s start with the least bizarre thing. It begins with people basically street fighting, but being Queen’s Blade, it’s just busty women using giant weapons that conveniently only damage clothing. The challenger has the advantage, but then a tiny octopus jumps on her arm, somehow making her fall backwards from about 20 feet in the air. Lotte hears the scream, runs towards it… straight off a cliff. That’s the HIGH point of the episode where everything begins going downhill.

After that, the octopus gets into Lotte’s panties and begins, you know… rummaging around. At the same time, the girl outside begins masturbating to the thought of her missing ladyfriends. Again, outside. In the street. While an octopus is rooting through the main character’s panties not 15 feet away. Then a bunch of nuns go through their crotch stretches and gynecological examinations because apparently that’s what happens in churchs. After this, as Lotte’s about to be suprised-sexed up by the octopus again, radiantly shining holy nun panties are revealed to her. Armaments of God indeed. She fights and defeats the nun of the radioactive panties except at the coup de grace, the octopus jumps on her and begins… you know… rummaging around again. In front of everybody. It brings her to magical lightning orgasm then collapses, spent. Or dead. Whichever.

I think that will be quite enough of that. Thank you, and goodnight, Queen’s Blade. May your staff one day find respite from the torture you are no doubt inflicting upon them.

Preview:

Yet more tentacles.

Posted in Queen's Blade | 14 Comments »

14 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • shadow says:

    Many fights but nothing blood

    • MAR-KLAC-VELOUS DE-KLAC-CADE says:

      well don’t worry 2eps in i’m sure there more to get you YES YES YES to rebel season.

  • shadow says:

    Too saint seiya omega sayd goodnight ?
    the boring heroines too ?

  • jingoi says:

    tits rebellion=bunch of almost nude lolis fighting almost nude large bust ladies, all men are as strong as Ikari. I can see the money….and shame.
    Glowing Crotch Nun would be a deal breaker for me if the Menace/Echidna expy and that valkyrie girl weren’t in this show.

  • NightShadow2239 says:

    Laughed at almost every sentence of this post. You really did enjoy it huh?

  • S.C. says:

    FUCK YOU FOR BLOGGING THIS CRAP

    • Anonymous says:

      Sorry that you are offended. Your exalted opinion is so important, I think ardoc should reconsider his choice of blogging Queen’s Blade:Rebellion. <<— Just in-case your mighty intellect missed it.

  • shadow says:

    Now wait it episode with subs and HD

  • sams says:

    The staff working on this anime production must have mental trauma health insurance … and I was thinking that the first episode was bad.

  • MAR-KLAC-VELOUS DE-KLAC-CADE says:

    well yea indeed quite bit more better.

    sure give few things still same like elina still got her “sisterly love” for reina & clau.

    also now qb’s battles been ban indeed yet also ymir doing some experiment.

    oh anne & siggy confess was ok give what whole confess to the holy’s panty?

    yea octo really so steal the show of sorts give anne vs siggy fight was impress.

    now wonder what next ep be?